Fod is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless elephant.

Fod created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fod, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fod, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Fod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not take Fod's name in vain.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fod.