Nurlkemdim is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, intelligent bat.

Nurlkemdim created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Nurlkemdim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nurlkemdim, she will throw large rocks at you.

Nurlkemdim's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Nurlkemdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Do not speak about nuts.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never paint your feet turquoise.