Donhak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humorless slug.

Donhak created a bottom quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Donhak, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Donhak, he will remove you from existence.

Donhak's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Donhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

3. Never run in the presence of rats.

4. Frogs are not to be trusted.

5. Never look at moons.