Larpcetpark is a god.

She takes the form of a small, temperamental slug.

Larpcetpark created the Milkyway five billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpcetpark, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Larpcetpark, she will throw large rocks at you.

Larpcetpark's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Larpcetpark's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never talk about porpoises.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.