Homsaswot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, wise hyena.

Homsaswot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Homsaswot, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Homsaswot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Homsaswot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Homsaswot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always obey Homsaswot's priests.
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