Homsaswot is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, wise
hyena.
Homsaswot created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Homsaswot, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Homsaswot, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Homsaswot's most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Homsaswot's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not run in public.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
5. Always obey Homsaswot's priests.