Bambanstan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, able troll.

Bambanstan created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bambanstan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bambanstan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Bambanstan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bambanstan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Bambanstan on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Bambanstan on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Bambanstan's priests.

5. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.