Cetminwot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating scorpion.

Cetminwot created a photon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cetminwot, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cetminwot, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Cetminwot's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cetminwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight copper sculptures of Cetminwot on top of important buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. You must love Cetminwot.

5. Do not shave your chest.