Flatfadbab is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying rat.

Flatfadbab created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatfadbab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flatfadbab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Flatfadbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Flatfadbab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mites in need.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.