Flatfadbab is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, annoying
rat.
Flatfadbab created a charm quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flatfadbab, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Flatfadbab, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Flatfadbab's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Flatfadbab's Holy Commandments1. Always help mites in need.
2. You must never eat onions.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.