Sincissjin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, clever crow.

Sincissjin created a strange quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sincissjin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sincissjin, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Sincissjin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sincissjin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sincissjin.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Great tits are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.