Lendudkiptad is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous dove.

Lendudkiptad created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lendudkiptad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lendudkiptad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Lendudkiptad's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lendudkiptad's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lendudkiptad.

2. Run away if seven swans approach from the east.

3. Always treat grasshopers with great respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must pray to Lendudkiptad eight times a day.