Rowsugsogrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical warg.

Rowsugsogrow created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Rowsugsogrow, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rowsugsogrow, it will not invite you to parties.

Rowsugsogrow's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rowsugsogrow's Holy Commandments

1. Rowsugsogrow loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.