Log Yammegrillpig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, emotional scorpion.

Log Yammegrillpig created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Log Yammegrillpig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Log Yammegrillpig, it will curse you with boils.

Log Yammegrillpig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Log Yammegrillpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never mention horses.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.
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