Largtagsogyakgepdanfemlun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome armadillo.

Largtagsogyakgepdanfemlun created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largtagsogyakgepdanfemlun, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Largtagsogyakgepdanfemlun, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Largtagsogyakgepdanfemlun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Largtagsogyakgepdanfemlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Do not hurt tortoises.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not chop down trees.