Nilbugsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring spider.

Nilbugsaw created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilbugsaw, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nilbugsaw, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nilbugsaw's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Nilbugsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of frogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Feed all hungry whales.