Komfomstrag Badfossis is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, clever shrew.

Komfomstrag Badfossis created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Komfomstrag Badfossis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Komfomstrag Badfossis, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Komfomstrag Badfossis' most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Komfomstrag Badfossis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.