Cinbagdun is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, loving manatee.

Cinbagdun created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinbagdun, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Cinbagdun, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cinbagdun's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cinbagdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.