Gupyartnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless naga.

Gupyartnurl created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gupyartnurl, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gupyartnurl, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gupyartnurl's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Gupyartnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six squirrels approach from the north.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Gupyartnurl on top of all buildings.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help sheep in need.