Gilmotyarl is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient dragon.

Gilmotyarl created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gilmotyarl, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gilmotyarl, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gilmotyarl's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gilmotyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Do not sing in public.