Gilmotyarl is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, omniscient
dragon.
Gilmotyarl created Europe nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gilmotyarl, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gilmotyarl, she will turn you into a hamster.
Gilmotyarl's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Gilmotyarl's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Always help ducks in need.
4. Do not speak about beans.
5. Do not sing in public.