Ruttsiskar is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable unicorn.

Ruttsiskar created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttsiskar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ruttsiskar, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ruttsiskar's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ruttsiskar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about comets.