Bugmapxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, overgenerous centaur.

Bugmapxuck created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugmapxuck, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bugmapxuck, it will turn you into a snail.

Bugmapxuck's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bugmapxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bugmapxuck's priests.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink alcohol.