Nurtbessfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, moody frog.

Nurtbessfid created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbessfid, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nurtbessfid, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nurtbessfid's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nurtbessfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. You must pray to Nurtbessfid seven times a day.

3. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never play with disobedient children.