Riptarloop is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty mouse.

Riptarloop created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riptarloop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Riptarloop, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Riptarloop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Riptarloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Riptarloop's name in vain.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Riptarloop loves rats, so they must be honoured.