Pomkamsak is a god.
She takes the form of a chunky, merciful
octopus.
Pomkamsak created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Pomkamsak, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Pomkamsak, she will turn you into a snail.
Pomkamsak's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Pomkamsak's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never eat green fruit.