Yikstangil Hakripham is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, two-faced unicorn.

Yikstangil Hakripham created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikstangil Hakripham, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yikstangil Hakripham, she will manifest in front of you.

Yikstangil Hakripham's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yikstangil Hakripham's Holy Commandments

1. Yikstangil Hakripham loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not eat bread.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not covet oxen.