Hinvolbom is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, strong chicken.

Hinvolbom created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinvolbom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hinvolbom, it will turn you into a tree.

Hinvolbom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Hinvolbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hinvolbom.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Hinvolbom on top of important buildings.

5. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.