Sagkopfid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest slug.

Sagkopfid created Europe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagkopfid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sagkopfid, it will turn you into a rock.

Sagkopfid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Sagkopfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear green rings.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Hide from fawn rats for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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