Ratwapdon is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sapient beaver.

Ratwapdon created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratwapdon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ratwapdon, he will not care at all.

Ratwapdon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Ratwapdon's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ratwapdon.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not kill sheep.