Cippidlop is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, blissful gnu.

Cippidlop created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cippidlop, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cippidlop, she will manifest in front of you.

Cippidlop's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cippidlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always help tortoises.

5. Do not covet oxen.