Wigkipzod is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing porpoise.

Wigkipzod created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Wigkipzod, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wigkipzod, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wigkipzod's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wigkipzod's Holy Commandments

1. Wigkipzod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Respect your elders.