Jadpansterpod is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, overgenerous lobster.

Jadpansterpod created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jadpansterpod, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jadpansterpod, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jadpansterpod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jadpansterpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Always treat seals with great respect.