Jamgebquart is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, irritating human.

Jamgebquart created a down quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamgebquart, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jamgebquart, it will turn you into a goat.

Jamgebquart's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jamgebquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not cook food in pots.