Limtailstan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, sage spider.

Limtailstan created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limtailstan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Limtailstan, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Limtailstan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Limtailstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about horses.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.