Ruttfathon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, selfish hippopotamus.

Ruttfathon created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttfathon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ruttfathon, she will turn you into a rock.

Ruttfathon's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ruttfathon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat green fruit.