Bamvinlog is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective bat.

Bamvinlog created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamvinlog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bamvinlog, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bamvinlog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Bamvinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Bamvinlog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Bamvinlog.