Botrawip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, benevolent narwhal.

Botrawip created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Botrawip, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Botrawip, he will curse you with boils.

Botrawip's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Botrawip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about moons.

5. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.