Xemtabcin is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring wyvern.

Xemtabcin created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemtabcin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xemtabcin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Xemtabcin's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Xemtabcin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Xemtabcin.

2. Always obey Xemtabcin's priests.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Retreat if seven badgers approach from the west.

5. Never go into pink rooms.