Gupbopvig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, compassionate bird.

Gupbopvig created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbopvig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gupbopvig, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Gupbopvig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Gupbopvig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three cats approach from the south.

2. Never paint your back white.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always look after injured ants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.