Jipsomnur is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, able pig.

Jipsomnur created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Jipsomnur, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jipsomnur, he will turn you into a tree.

Jipsomnur's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Jipsomnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. You must love Jipsomnur.

3. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.