Bifsasrap is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, boastful crane.

Bifsasrap created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifsasrap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bifsasrap, it will not invite you to parties.

Bifsasrap's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bifsasrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Never wear white stockings.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bifsasrap on top of all buildings.