Dadbestbat is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak mole.

Dadbestbat created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadbestbat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dadbestbat, it will turn you into a duck.

Dadbestbat's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dadbestbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never think ill of sick dogs.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never talk about nebulae.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.