Queeglistbat is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, annoying swan.

Queeglistbat created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeglistbat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Queeglistbat, it will think nothing of it.

Queeglistbat's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Queeglistbat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Queeglistbat.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.