Lakflabkem is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, smart
rat.
Lakflabkem created the Sun nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lakflabkem, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Lakflabkem, it will send two she bears to sort you out.
Lakflabkem's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Lakflabkem's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lakflabkem.
2. Run away from turquoise foxes, for they are unholy.
3. Snails are not to be trusted.
4. Never wear blue tights.
5. Worship no other gods but Lakflabkem.