Tailzogdan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, almighty mink.

Tailzogdan created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailzogdan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tailzogdan, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tailzogdan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tailzogdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Retreat if five horses approach from the north.

5. Never mention snails.