Bengedzim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, calm fly.

Bengedzim created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bengedzim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bengedzim, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bengedzim's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Bengedzim's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bengedzim.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

5. Put Bengedzim first in all things.