Bigcibbif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, irritating beaver.

Bigcibbif created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigcibbif, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bigcibbif, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bigcibbif's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bigcibbif's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bigcibbif four times a day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Never write about stars.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.