Hakqueegrull is a god.
It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, caring
dog.
Hakqueegrull created light two years ago.
If you believe in
Hakqueegrull, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Hakqueegrull, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Hakqueegrull's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Hakqueegrull's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick horses.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Run away if seven great tits approach from the north.
4. Never eat lentils.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.