Fedfotdussquimlabbabnigcin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, astonishing walrus.

Fedfotdussquimlabbabnigcin created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedfotdussquimlabbabnigcin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fedfotdussquimlabbabnigcin, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fedfotdussquimlabbabnigcin's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Fedfotdussquimlabbabnigcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.