Sitgedfetgoflibgom is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing
wasp.
Sitgedfetgoflibgom created humankind three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sitgedfetgoflibgom, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Sitgedfetgoflibgom, she will send four elephants to rub you out.
Sitgedfetgoflibgom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Sitgedfetgoflibgom's Holy Commandments1. Never eat figs.
2. Do not wear red clothing.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Sitgedfetgoflibgom loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.