Sitgedfetgoflibgom is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing wasp.

Sitgedfetgoflibgom created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sitgedfetgoflibgom, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sitgedfetgoflibgom, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Sitgedfetgoflibgom's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sitgedfetgoflibgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat figs.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Sitgedfetgoflibgom loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.