Yakbarnnel is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, flying gorilla.

Yakbarnnel created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Yakbarnnel, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yakbarnnel, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Yakbarnnel's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yakbarnnel's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about stars.