Nullfemrill is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable zebra.

Nullfemrill created dark energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullfemrill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nullfemrill, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nullfemrill's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nullfemrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Do not speak about coconuts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.