Nullfemrill is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, charitable
zebra.
Nullfemrill created dark energy six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nullfemrill, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Nullfemrill, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Nullfemrill's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Nullfemrill's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear pink clothing.
2. Never mention gulls.
3. Do not speak about coconuts.
4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
5. Do not covet oxen.